mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

some of you are actually really attractive what are you doing on the internet

vvrists:

you know when someone makes kinda of like a mean joke about you and like obviously they’re kidding around but you know it’s true and then you just feel like shit for a really really really long time

yeah

• Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
• Sister: You tell him.
• Me: And if he doesn't like you?
• Sister: You kill him.